Welcome Felow Whingers

Welcome fellow warrior whingers to a blog not afraid to attack all those small [but most infuriating] issues you have with modern society. With a range of weaponry including nun-chucks, throwing stars and wasabi paste the aim of the mission [should you choose to accept it... and you should, or beware] is to put an end to all the annoying issues/people/places/situations involved in contemporary life.

First I will set out the Ninja Winja rules of obedience. Derived from ancient Shinto-Japanese text dating back to the early twenty-first century, these writings form the basis of conduct in our union.

RULE #1 - Sabotage, Espionage & Scouting are all legitimate tactics that are encouraged by the head Ninja Winja.

RULE #2 - Remember this is guerrilla warfare, destabilisation and the cause of civil/social unrest for the greater good are necessary to defeat the hostile enemy.

RULE #3 - Traditional Ninja camouflage should be worn at all time. NO EXCEPTIONS!!! We are the motionless breeze in the dark night sky.

RULE #4 - If all other attempts are unsuccessful, Assassination is the only choice.

RULE #5 - Failure is NOT an option

Power shall be with the elite warrior.

Ninja Winjas, the war has begun.